Anonymous asked, “Have you and Andy ever had sex in a public place?”

Anonymous asked, “How good is that beautiful nose of yours in finding treasures?”

Anonymous asked, “Will Andrea be trusted to choose her own dress for the wedding?”

Would you trust a four year-old to select their own ensemble?  Nigel will be gainfully employed as a babysitter in this case, accompanied by Douglas.  Dare I hope that will be enough to counteract her more questionable tastes?
I suppose, in the end, the most important point is that she attends and accepts my hand, even if she brazenly marches down the aisle naked.  
Hm. Actually, that idea does have its merits…
-MP 

Anonymous asked, “What were Caroline and Cassidy’s responses to you and Andrea getting married?”

If it were possible to transcribe the cacophony of sounds that left their mouths, I would certainly do so.  Needless to say, they’ve already planned the entire wedding down to the colored bow Patricia will be wearing on the sands of Jamaica or some other miscellaneous beach.  I love my Bobbsies, however, their ideas will require some…editing.
-MP 

Minions,

     Due to a certain source of incompetence, I have decided to utilize the miniscule amount of free time between this morning’s board meeting and the afternoon run-through in order to enlighten the public on a seemingly unknown fact:  Andrea has exquisite breasts.      

     Now, under normal circumstances, I would find this morsel of information irrelevant for anyone besides myself to acquire; however, it has come to my attention an individual is assuming my identity and posting what appears to be attempts at diary entries in which I refer to my minions as fat.  Thus, while I dare to believe I am not reaching for the stars when I propose my followers do not place any legitimacy in this rather disappointing lookalike, I will offer this small sample of evidence, again, in the form of my fiancé’s ample chest.  She possesses a rather impressive, curvaceous rear.  Dare I even speak on the voraciousness of her appetite when ice cream is within a mile radius of her location?  

     In short, I offer you this: Andrea is not fat, but she certainly surpasses particular standards my industry is well known for enforcing (I will not comment on my opinion as to whether or not this is a positive or negative for the business).  Despite this deviance, I love her.    

     Some will claim I maintain incredibly high standards, and I will undoubtedly agree with them.  I do not care who you are. I do not care about the origins from which you’ve sprung or the current environment in which you reside.  Nevertheless, you have potential, and this is why I will demand you demonstrate all of it.  You might possess the body of a model or be medically obese; it does not matter.  Simply try not to bore me.

That is all,
MP